First of all, let me get something straight: this is a JOURNAL, not a diary. The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was Mom’s idea, not mine. But if she thinks I’m going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she’s crazy.
The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I’m rich and famous, this book is gonna come in handy.
But for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
Today is the first day of school, so I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time.
Just don’t expect me to be all “Dear Diary” this and “Dear Diary” that. Want to read the first few pages from Greg Heffley's diary? Then click on his book below:
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